Jennifer Aniston Is Such A Delight

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I have no idea why Jennifer Aniston is famous or why people to continue to hire her, but that’s okay. In her delusional mind she’s a huge star. Us Magazine reports:

An insider on the set of Jennifer Aniston’s 2011 flick Wanderlust, filmed this fall, tells the new Us Weekly, “It was an unspoken thing that you couldn’t get within 20 feet of Jennifer. She surrounded herself with a ring of buffers at all times. She traveled with them from her trailer to the set and back.”

Wow, she must have been the only woman in the entire cast and crew. If she was, I can see how this makes sense. I don’t know the exact calculations, but I guess 20 feet is a safe enough distance to keep from getting sucked into this hag’s Death Star tractor beam of insecurity and endless need. Thanks, Bill Nye the Science Guy!