Tom Cruise Is A Foppish Little Lad

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Katie Holmes‘ 32nd birthday was this weekend, so she got all dolled up and took Tom Cruise to Gemma in NYC. So, just throwing this out there, but does Tom Cruise wear stilts when he’s on set? That has to be it, right? Because I think it’s obvious that in real life, Tom Cruise couldn’t dunk on a Care Bear. The banner picture looks like it should include a pony and a tea set.