Alessandra Ambrosio Is Not Lady Gaga

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It’s Sunday and not much has happened in the last 24 hours. Since I feel guilty about having a troll as the top banner picture on here, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, who popped out a kid and looks like this. In other news that depresses me, Todd reminded me just now that the Jets haven’t made it to the end zone since Thanksgiving. Next you’re gonna tell me Santa’s not real and Justin Bieber has a hit rec–shit, are you serious? Down the river, not across the bridge.