Oh Good God, Woman

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Chelsea Handler spent Thanksgiving in Los Cobos with Jennifer Aniston then immediately went on stage and called Angelina Jolie a fucking cunt. Why? Because Chelsea Handler spent Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston. That’s really all you need to know. She and Brad Pitt have been over for FIVE YEARS yet she still cries about it like John G. killed her wife. He’s not coming back, sweetie. His dick has been inside Angelina Jolie. The only way you could get it back out is my reading from a warlock’s book of spells.

A live reenactment of Jennifer Aniston‘s recurring dream. Performed by The Intervention Players: