Katy Perry Does Maxim

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Katy Perry says she wants to be called Katy Brand now, but who cares, because I posted this on Facebook last night (and this because I’m stupid), asking for reader input for the IDLYITW’s Top Ten Hottest Chicks of 2010 list. I only bring this up, because there are only nine spots available. Because of the banner picture above. You know how Katy Perry can’t even hum in tune and everything she says is usually gratingly annoying and borderline retarded? Ever wondered why she hasn’t been taken out in the street and stoned then set on fire yet? Here’s a hint: TITS. Shhh. Don’t tell anyone.