Ashley Greene Doesn’t Need A Ring

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Joe Jonas’ beard doesn’t care about marriage. Us Weekly says:

Don’t expect to see Ashley Greene walking down the aisle with beau Joe Jonas anytime soon. “I’m indifferent about marriage. I think sometimes people get married so they can say they have that person forever, but a ring doesn’t ensure that you’ll stay together,” the Twilight actress, 23, tells Cosmopolitan. “Watch, now that I’ve said that I will be the first of my friends to get married!”

She’ll definitely get married before her boyfriend, if only because Proposition 8 seems to be messing that up for him. Good to know she’s a cheap date though. Now Todd can save his money for something else. Like hormone therapy. I can’t cuddle every ten minutes, man. What am I, a machine?