Britney’s Boyfriend Beat Her Up

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Jason Trawick, Britney Spears’ agent-boyfriend-fiance, has been largely credited with helping Britney salvage her career(?) and repair her public persona by keeping her locked in a cage and only letting her out to go to Starbucks and the beach. Tabloids told us that it was his love and trust that calmed Britney down and made her more responsible. I wonder which fist “love” is tattooed on? Probably the right.

Star Magazine reports:

In our Dec. 13 issue, on sale today, Britney’s former husband Jason Alexander tells Star that the pop princess confided to him that Trawick beat her — on multiple occasions. “Britney is in an abusive relationship,” the entertainer’s first husband says in a detailed interview with Star. “She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.” Childhood friends Britney and Alexander stayed in touch after their 55-hour marriage was annulled in 2004. But their casual texts, phone calls and emails took a dark turn when she recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye,” Alexander says. And the abuse wasn’t a solitary incident, Alexander tells Star in our issue. Nor was it the only jaw-dropping secret the megastar told her ex! She also revealed that she had been pregnant with Trawick’s child earlier this year, Alexander says. Alexander says he’s telling this story because he’s “really concerned” for Britney who he feels is “telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this.

Where I can see how park rangers would punch Britney in the face to keep her from pilfering food from campsites, this may be the only time in the history of IDLYITW that I feel sorry for Britney. If this is true, of course. Because the voice on the phone call doesn’t really even sound like Britney, mostly because the audio recording is filled with phrases and words combined to make complete sentences. And there’s no mention of a honey baked ham or a chocolate dipping sauce at all. Or a rollback sale. Or mason jar. Quite frankly, star really needs to do a better job of selling this whole thing to me.

“What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.” – Jason Trawick (allegedly)