Lindsay Wants The Paparazzi To Stop Following Her

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You might be confused by the title of this post after you just read this, but please keep in mind, nowhere in Lindsay’s contract with the paparazzi does it say they can follow her to her dealer’s house then take pictures of her. Who do these people think they are?! TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan believes she’s being denied driving privileges because the paparazzi are constantly on her tail … so she’s asking her lawyer to get a restraining order prohibiting them from chasing her. As we first reported, the L.A. County Probation Department — along with the DMV — have given Lindsay the green light to drive again. And Betty Ford was down with it as well. But sources involved in the decision tell TMZ … just when Lindsay was supposed the get the keys, Betty Ford decided it was too much of a safety risk to put Lindsay behind the wheel, because the paparazzi were creating an unsafe driving situation. We’re told Lindsay emailed her lawyer this weekend — with pictures attached showing the paps following her — asking the attorney to go to court for the restraining order. Sources say no decision has been reached on whether a restraining order is a viable option. In the meantime, Lindsay is still stuck in park.

So to recap, be at my beck and call and show up when and where I tell you so I can make money off the pictures you sell? Cool. I scheme everybody at Betty Ford and trick them into giving me my driver’s license back and now you want to follow me around and take my cut? Well sir, that’s an outrage! Whatever. Fuck this bitch. She shouldn’t be allowed to drive on Mario Kart much less an actual car.