Kourtney’s Boyfriend Wants To Hit This (Figuratively)

[Gallery not found]

Since their book, Kardashian Konfidential came out last week, there have been a million stories about these walking body hair removal ads. To garner publicity for the book, you see. This is one of them. National Enquirer reports:

When Kim and Scott were at a bar together recently, the insider says Scott pulled her aside and whispered: “You and I would be so good together.” After telling him off, the insider says Kim told Kourtney, who has an infant son with Scott, about the inappropriate pass – and Kourtney got angry at HER instead of Scott! The 27-year-old businessman came on to Kim soon after he and the sisters got into a brawl at the New York City nightclub Juliet on Oct. 7, according to the source. The melee was set off when a woman threw a drink on Kim. “Scott jumped in and protected Kim,” explained the insider. “She was really impressed with him sticking up for her, but Scott misinterpreted Kim’s reaction and tried to make more of the situation. “Even though she’s gone out of her way to defend him in the past, she was disgusted by Scott hitting on her.” Still, Kourtney blamed Kim for the incident and accused her of leading on Scott – and now the two sisters are fighting, says the insider. “I think he’s bored with Kourtney and decided that he’d be better off hitching himself to Kim, who is the family’s biggest star.” The insider said. “Never in a million years would Kim consider dating Scott. “But that hasn’t stopped him from trying.”

I really don’t care about this story, because 1.) It’s not true and 2.) It’s not true because Kourtney is and will always be the hot one. I just needed words in between these pictures of Kim Kardashian in a dress I assume she stole from a woman who could actually fit in it. If I saw this from the back I’d try to club it, because I’d be certain it was some sort of mutant seal.