Heidi Fleiss Had A House Fire

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It’s a holiday weekend, so “Hollywood Madam” Heidi Fleiss is the biggest news story today. Per TMZ:

Heidi Fleiss might have to break out her little black book again — because the fire that ravaged her home on Thanksgiving is gonna set her back some serious cash.

Fleiss tells TMZ the fire caused more than $60,000 worth of damage — she lost the entire guest house (where she keeps her birds) , almost all her clothes, and her Tempur-Pedic mattress was ruined.

I’d feel bad for her, but it’s Heidi Fleiss. This is karma for all the burning sensations she’s given to everyone else.

Since Heidi likes birds but will sear your corneas, here’s Kelly Brook and her ridiculous cleavage in feathers. Don’t say I never do anything for you.