Taylor Swift Has Bangs, Would Get Banged

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In case you missed it last night (and let’s face it, you probably did), I live tweeted the 2010 AMAs, and while Taylor Swift was singing Back To December, I said she needed to go back to December and see if she could get a vocal coach. Because holy shit, this chick can’t sing. You could program the lyrics of Back To December into a Speak ‘N Spell and it would sound better than whatever the hell that was on stage last night. But Taylor Swift is hot. So she wins! Yay for having a penis!