Scarlett Johansson Is GQ Babe Of The Year

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GQ has announced that Scarlett Johansson is their 2010 Babe Of The Year. Hello, GQ. Welcome to 2003.

The Megans and Milas and Blakes may come and go with the usual ebb and flow of the multiplex, but our (somewhat unhealthy) fascination with one woman endures. At 26, she remains fresh-faced, curious, trying on new moods and outlets of expression as easily as she changes her hair color. This is what we love about Scarlett: that she’s game, that she’s good, that she can try on all these guises without seeming to try too hard. And all the while still seem genuinely like the observant, inquisitive (and very cute) girl in transition we fell for in Lost in Translation.

Sure, I guess. Scarlett Johansson has the voice of a transvestite and the boobs of a non-transvestite, so I’m torn. Much like I’m torn about which shirt to wear to my company holiday party. On one hand, pastels really bring out my eyes, but on the other hand, my grandma says my “Sorry, fellas. I eat pussy” t-shirt would really impress the ladies.