Blame The Parents

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Despite her youth, fortune, and fame, glorified Gossip Girl extra Taylor Momsen has a reputation for being a miserable bitch. E! Online gets to the bottom of this:

“Everyone’s like, ‘Wow, why is she upset, and why is she so miserable about things?’” Taylor says in the November-December issue of Revolver, before going on to lament about how she wound up here.

“My parents signed me up with Ford [Modeling] at the age of 2. No 2-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice,” she points out. “My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.”

So to reiterate, Taylor Momsen is pissed at her parents for providing her with the ability to get paid to show up places dressed to give Jack the Ripper wet dreams while “normal” girls her age struggle to get babysitting jobs. And here I thought she was upset about the scarcity of bamboo. Thanks for clearing that up.