Rihanna Is Better This Way
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I was confused at first, because I saw a black chick and a Latin guy with a broom, but it turns out this isn’t shift change at La Quinta Inns & Suites, it’s Rihanna performing on the Italian talent show, X-Factor. I didn’t watch it, of course, because I’d rather hear a puppy being waterboarded that hear one of Rihanna songs and when she talks she sounds like she’s about to tell me that I’ll get that promotion because DA CARDS DON’T LIE!!!! And I’m not sure about the body either now that I think about it. Christ, this post became a rambling mess real quick, didn’t it?