Joe Francis Had A Gay Wedding

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All you really need to know about Joe Francis you can read HERE and HERE, so I wonder if Christina McLarty has a good relationship with her father. I’m gonna take a wild stab and say no. E! Online reports:

Hard to believe but the Girls Gone Wild guy has finally settled down. After spending his bachelor years building his X-rated boobcentric empire, Joe Francis took himself off the market by tying the knot with girlfriend Christina McLarty in a civil ceremony over the weekend, E! News confirms. The couple actually chose to join themselves in a civil domestic partnership because, as Francis previously said, they didn’t feel it was right to get married when their gay and lesbian friends don’t have the same legal rights to do so (so technically they’re not legally husband and wife).

Joe Francis should have been beaten within an inch of his life Max Cady style then buried in a landfill years ago, but now he’s a proponent for gay rights all of a sudden. He’s also a big proponent of giving women rights. To the face. Hahaha, I crack myself up!

Jayde Nicole in a bikini. You can also check out her Playboy pics HERE (NSFW, duh):