Katy Perry Won’t Get Naked

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Is she sure about this? Check again at 14:58. Radar Online reports:

Katy Perry is no prude but as much as she loves playing sexy, she’ll never go nude, RadarOnline.com has learned.

The newly-minted Mrs. Russell Brand confessed to British Cosmopolitan magazine that she enjoys playing the sexy card because “it’s fun and it’s definitely in my deck.”

She’s more a Dita Von Teese kind of girl, Katy says. “I won’t be doing a Playboy spread.”

The “sexy” card is in Katy Perry’s deck to compensate for not getting dealt the “talent” one. Don’t lose sleep, gentlemen. She’ll refuse to get nude until her record sales drop, at which point she’ll perform donkey shows if it’ll get her Google Alerts up.