Miley Cyrus Is Single, Drunk

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I’m clutching my pearls. A 17-year-old drinking?!

According to The Daily Mail, Spanish law enforcement can’t tame Miley Cyrus’s penchant for cheap beer:

Wearing a cream lace shirt, tight black leather trousers and an Indian bindi, the Disney star was surrounded by male admirers as she was spotted downing a bottle of Corona beer.

While that would be illegal in the U.S. it is turned a blind eye to in Spain where the legal age for drinking is 18.

The 17-year-old is dealing with her fair share of stress right now in terms of her personal life.

Miley has apparently broken up with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, 20, again, since reuniting with him back in September.

Not only that, but she is also dealing with her parents Billy Ray and Tish going through a very public split, with allegations that Tish had an affair with Bret Michaels.

I can’t blame Miley for wanting to toss a few back. When you take away her fame and fortune, her life does suck. Between her own break up, her parents’ divorce via a Hair Club for Men homewrecker, and her poor orthodontics, the only thing missing is a dog getting run over by a pick up truck to make her life into a country song.