Demi Lovato Can’t Get Health Insurance

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Beating up a backup dancer and throwing up until you’re pretty apparently aren’t Mickey Mouse’s fault. E! Online reports:

“I don’t think Demi or others are suffering too much from Disney’s pressure,” says our source. “You have to remember, this is just where most young stars happen to be right now.

“It used to be network TV, with shows like Saved by the Bell, now it just happens to be at Disney because that’s just where the talent happens to be, and more people notice it. It’s not because of Disney.”

Our source insists—not sure if that’s good or bad news—that outside pressures didn’t get to her.

“Look, this is a beautiful 18-year-old woman, incredibly talented, touring with enough breaks when needed. This is not about pressure or Disney, this is about a pre-existing condition, nothing more.”

You’ll never guess what her pre-existing condition could be! Us Weekly says:

Now 18, Demi spoke with the New York Daily News in 2009 about her relationship with her dad, noting “we still are” estranged. “The last time I talked to him was two years ago,” she said. “You try to have faith in somebody, even when you’re the last person that believes in him. But when somebody lets you down after you’ve been the only one there for them, and so many times, you don’t know what else to do.”

I didn’t know daddy issues could get me rejected from an HMO, but whatever. After taking a long look at her chin, I thought her pre-existing condition would be something like not eating enough spinach to get to her maximum strength.

To make up for my tardiness, here’s Joe Jonas’ new beard in the airport. Todd, the last one is for you.