Demi Lovato Is In Rehab

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Disney star and barely legal piece of ass Demi Lovato has left a tour with the Jonas Brothers and entered a medical treatment facility for “emotional and physical issues”. Or “crazy”. However you want to say it. TMZ reports:

In a statement to TMZ, the 18-year-old singer’s rep says, “Demi Lovato left her tour early this weekend in order to seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time.” We’re told Demi is not seeking treatment for drug use. The statement continues, “Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help. She is doing just that.” The rep concludes, “[Demi] regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future.” Sources close to Lovato tell us the singer was in a physical altercation with a female member of her tour recently … which was a “catalyst” in her decision to seek professional help.

So why would an 18-year old go to rehab if it wasn’t for drugs? Oh, that’s right. She’s a cutter. She also has an eating disorder. She also has an estranged father who abandoned her. The only question I have is why is she in rehab? Send her over to my house. I bet she’ll give up anal if I bake her cookies and say her ass looks pretty in those jeans. Why does rehab have to ruin everything?!