JWoww Is Predictable

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JWoww was at DUSK in Atlantic City in a costume designed to make us think she can read. Was that the trick? I’m confused.

True story: While I was writing this, I was listening to Linda Cohn on Sportscenter do the Miami Heat game hilights, and she said “2 on 1” and “double penetration”. That can’t be a coincidence.