The Superficial Might Close Today

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Since rehab on your forearm and gathering supplies for your Ben Roethlisberger Rape Kit (patent pending) can take a while, my buddy over at The Superficial might be out today, because Blake Lively is now officially single. Us Magazine reports:

Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, both 23, have ended their three-year romance, a rep for the Gossip Girl costars exclusively tells the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now). They called it quits in mid-September. “They’re professionals,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “They’re still good friends and hang out on the set.” The source says that the duo — who met as preteen actors in L.A. — “kept this news to themselves for a while.”

Fish might want to proceed with caution. I mean, Blake Lively’s older sister is a witch. And she can also rap. A rapping witch. Sounds like a boss battle to me.