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Last month, it was threatened reported that Jersey Shore skank JWoww was offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy. But don’t worry, she turned down for a…um…better offer. Huffington Post reports:

“I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.” JWoww refused to reveal what the better opportunity is, and was cagey when asked whether she’ll be doing a spinoff with Snooki, who may star in her own dating show.

This is how she looked in Maxim, so God only knows what visual dry heave would await if she did Playboy. Playboy managed to fuck up Kelly Brook, so the only way they could make this chick look hot is if they did the photoshoot in a boiler room or Megan Fox recently changed her name to JWoww.