Lindsay Could Get A Year In Jail

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There is no logical or reasonable explanation why Lindsay Lohan isn’t buried under a jail right now encased in molten lava, but that all may change tomorrow. I mean, Kevin Bacon got life in prison for stealing $5. It only seems fair.

A source close to the actress, 24, told “Judge Fox could be inclined to sentence Lindsay on Friday up to one year in jail. The fact that he ordered Lindsay to appear, even though she is currently in rehab and not planning to fight the probation violation, has Lindsay’s legal team very, very, concerned.” The insider continued, “Even though Judge Fox has previously said that any dirty drug test would result in an automatic 30 days behind bars, he could go above and beyond that and simply terminate her probation. If he does that, he can sentence Lindsay to up to one year in jail. She would get credit for time served from her stint at Lynwood earlier this year and would probably do four to five months in jail.”…A source close to Lindsay’s camp told, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets a year in jail and serves six months. I think everyone close to her would like to see her go back to rehab, but there’s an overwhelming feeling that something is going to happen to Lindsay if she doesn’t go away for a long time, so they’re reconciling with the fact that she could go to jail for a while. People are scared.”...“Judge Fox is fair, but if there is an inclination that someone has violated his orders, he doesn’t have any patience for that,” the source told

This is the part where I would usually brush this off and say Lindsay will appear in court and be sentenced to playing peek-a-boo with a baby panda, but this is Judge Elden Fox. He already put this bitch in handcuffs once, so don’t be surprised if Lindsay walks into the courtroom to see Fox motioning to the bailiff to release the tigers with lasers for eyes.