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So here’s Britney Spears showing off her completely untouched beauty that’s not been filtered through soft lighting developed by reverse engineered alien technology in any way. Because of course you can have two kids and down a trough of frappucinos and whip cream every day and still look like this. Britney is practically perfect in every way, so I guess that’s why she’s dressed up like Madonna. But correct me if I’m wrong, but Madonna didn’t have anal leakage from Olestra, right? I’m pretty sure it was something else.