Christina Aguilera Is Single

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After dating since 2002 and married since 2005, Christina Aguilera has split from the successful Nazi experiment of breeding a Jew with a monkey. You may know him by his common name, Jordan Bratman. The only question I have is, what took so long? E! Online reports:

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman have separated after nearly five years together. But does this mean she’s going back to basics? Although living apart, the couple have not filed for divorce yet and are said to be hopeful to make things work on behalf of their son, 2 1/2-year-old Max.

When Britney, Christina, Mandy, and Jessica Simpson came out, people would have laughed and thrown rocks at you if you said Christina Aguilera would turn out to be the normal one, but at least she’s come to her senses while she’s still hot enough. We should have seen those tits before that baby. Damn you, baby!!