Kim Kardashian Is Wet

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After a female fan threw a drink on Kim Kardashian during a boozy night at NYC’s Juliet Supper Club on Thursday, the reality star is sharing her side of the story. “I want to address this because everyone has been asking me if I’m ok after the bar fight last night,” Kim, 29, blogged Friday. “I’m totally fine, guys!”… “A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand,” she explained. “Luckily I had Scott [Disick] and Khloe there to protect me.”

Let’s face it, that drink was going to end up on her anyway. The jealous girl just saved her boyfriend’s kidneys the trouble and time of processing it first. All this seems a little fishy though, doesn’t it? Oh wait, this makes more sense..

“We wanted a fun family night out, but when people see the cameras rolling, they try to get attention,” Kim complained. “I guess that’s what happened when the drunk girl saw that we were filming Kim and Kourtney Take New York.”

Hi Pot? Meet Kettle. But really, she wouldn’t be a Kardashian if she didn’t turn a scripted moment into headline news, because if there’s one thing she’s good at, it’s shameless self-promotion. Or using her vagina to provide reparations for slavery. Jury’s still out.

The banner pic is from before the “brawl”, and these are after. God forbid anyone see her without her regular 8 coats of paint.