Ashley Tisdale Is Friendly, In A Bikini

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Disney turns out more teen whores than an abstinence only education class, so here’s Ashley Tisdale at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend riding some dude in the pool. Awesome. Whatever. I just want to know why the Bears haven’t asked Julius Peppers to play left tackle yet. There was more sacks in that game last night than an Adam Lambert oil painting. At one point I thought Jay Cutler was partially buried.

Note: Not that any of you care, but as you might have noticed, Molly covered for me on Thursday and Friday because apparently my gall bladder got his dates mixed up and thought PRIDE week was last week and decided to come out to friends and family. On the brightside, I’m on pain meds that they would pass out in a Civil War field hospital, so this week should be interesting.