All Hail Coco- Queen Of Sluts

Thankfully Twitter was created so people like Coco can achieve their daily attention-whoregasm without having to call the paparazzi.

I’ve excepted that I’m the “Twitter Pic” and “Thong Thursday” Queen! Whats the world come too!U like?

Seeing as Halloween is right around the corner and Coco’s ass looks like it just set the record for largest pumpkin at the county fair, it’s only fitting if someone guts her, carves a toothy grin, and sticks a tea light in her. And this year instead of candy, I’ll be buying her a dictionary. “I’ve excepted“? and “what’s this world come too“? Really??