Lindsay Is In Rehab. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.

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You know, for the fifth time.TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is in a live-in rehab facility…The plan is for Lindsay to stay at least until the next court hearing on October 22.

I realize this live-in rehab facility is in California, but is it an island with impenetrable sea defenses where the worst prisoners are let lose to create an isolated barbaric society where the strongest men rule? No? Then let’s assume it won’t do any fucking good.