Ashton Kutcher’s Strange Is Demi’s Friend

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Hey, remember when I said this? Yeah, so I was basically right. Go me! RadarOnline reports:

The woman who threatens to shatter one of Hollywood’s picture perfect marriages – the union between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore – is confiding to friends that the Indecent Proposal star is one of her close pals. In a shocking twist to Demi’s cheating nightmare, Brittney Jones (she’s naked HERE), 22, has admitted she swooped in on another woman’s man – who was a “good friend”, no less. “I didn’t break up any marriage, in fact Demi and I are good friends,” Jones said, in her first comment since the scandal erupted. The confession was made in a text message conversation with a friend this week. And Jones – who claims she had a sex-on-the-sofa tryst with Ashton, 32, while an unsuspecting Demi, 47, was filming in Detroit – is suggesting the couple’s marriage is a sham. “Don’t believe everything you read about Hollywood ‘marriages’,” she told the close acquaintance, in another message..

So a 47-year old chick gets to hold hands with a former Calvin Klein model in public, and in private he gets to bang young ass. That seems about right. But whores like to talk, so now Ashton and Demi have to show up to every event they can to make sure people still believe they are happy couple. Except in reality, they are Bert and Ernie only with way less sexual tension. I mean, just look at that banner pic. Is Ashton Kutcher in love or presenting an AARP award?