Lindsay Is Completely Broke

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Once again pissing in the face of everyone and anyone who has tried to help her, Lindsay Lohan may face up to 30 days in jail for failing TWO random drug tests like week. The movie she thought would resurrect her career has been put on hold, again, because of Lindsay and Dina Lohan has basically put an ad on Craiglist for a leprechaun.

RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s drug relapse has gone hand in hand with another major headache for the troubled actress — her desperate financial shape. has exclusively learned — from sources close to the Mean Girls starlet — that she is broke and is suffering from a major cash flow problem. “Lindsay is in serious trouble financially,” one well-placed source told “Dina is struggling to make ends meet and pay Lindsay’s lawyers and this latest development doesn’t help things. “Everyone thinks the Lohan family is so well-off, but if they knew the truth, it would be shocking.” Lohan, who is awaiting her legal fate after failing a court mandated drug test, has been left to live off the occasional magazine cover — most recently Vanity Fair — while the handful of movies she has done have either bombed at the box office, or gone straight to DVD. One source even suggested to that mom Dina is so desperate for money she hired Lindsay’s current business manager, Lou Taylor, because she agreed to take the job for free.

If there was an argument for a chick to do porn, this has to be pretty high on the list. Broke? Check. Daddy issues? Check. Bi-sexual? Check. Coke whore? Check. Delusions of being an actual movie star? Check. Mom sewed my name on my Darth Vader cape? Check. Packed enough juiceboxes for the tri….haha, wait you guys. Those last two weren’t supposed to be…no, seriously….I got my lists mixed up…no, wait….a friend’s list.I…hey guys come back!