Lindsay Has Learned Her Lesson

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Since the California justice system is run by hippies who let murderers and menaces walk the street because they’re too busy searching for stuff on Craigslist for their hydroponic gardens to care, Lindsay Lohan was released just 37 days into a 180 day sentence from jail and rehab. Big Brother contestants have to stay locked up for longer than that. So of course Lindsay hasn’t changed in any way. Us Magazine reports:

No cheers here: The day after Lindsay Lohan taped her pro-sobriety VMA guest spot with Chelsea Handler, the fresh-out-of-rehab star, 24, was back to her old habits..“It’s the same old cycle of lying and denials,” an insider says of the Machete star, who was spotted at NYC club Boom Boom Room until the wee hours of the night of September 11, just 18 days after she was released from her court-ordered postjail treatment at UCLA’s Neurophysciatric hospital. “She’s telling everyone she didn’t go out,” says the insider. “We’re like, ‘Lindsay, people saw you there!'” A witness at the hot spot notes, “It looked like she didn’t want to be noticed.” Whether or not the four-time-rehabbed star is truly off the wagon, friends are concerned she’s back in the club scene. “Everything that she went through seems not to have changed her a bit,” says the friend. “It’s sad.”

You know how you play hide and go seek with a three year old and instead of hiding they just stand in the middle of the floor, close their eyes, then put their hands over their face? Yeah, this is basically the same thing.

btw, what’s up with this picture? Lindsay’s a gym rat, always practicing her form.