August Was Jessica Alba Month

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Jessica Alba was one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood for years, then she had a kid, and well, it kinda all went down from there. She looked like a Mexican mother in a laundromat most of the time, then the calendar turned to August 2010. Police want to take all the credit, but is it a coincidence that I was editing these pictures of Jessica at the Machete premiere when the Discovery Channel Headquarters gunman was shot? I don’t think so, my friends. I hope he appreciates the irony in being killed by semen being used as a weapon.