Ashton Kutcher Is A Loving Husband

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Ashton Kutcher was 25 when he started dating Demi Moore, which seemed weird, because after dating this, this, and this, he married a 42-year old mother with three kids. Some people said it wouldn’t last. Those people are correct.

In the Sept. 13 issue of Star, on sale today, we report that an eyewitness saw the Punk’d mastermind kissing and groping a hot young blonde by an out-of-the-way bathroom at Italian restaurant Madeo in L.A. “Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.” When Demi learns the truth of about the steamy session — which Ashton’s rep denied — it will be her worst fear come true. “All along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat,” a friend tells Star. “When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated.”

Ashton has already posted to his Twitter saying this is a defamation of character, and I just posted to a gardening forum asking advice on winter protection for my azaleas. I was thinking of covering it with bark mulch and evergreen branches or one of those rose cones or a large overturned flower pot. Any suggestions?