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Since his ex-wife’s dignity and self-respect was only worth $100 million, Tiger Woods is taking his remaining $500 million and building a Center For Whores Who Can Blow Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. TMZ reports:
With the real estate market still in the crapper … Tiger Woods recently took out a $54.5 million mortgage for the mega-mansion he’s building on Florida’s exclusive Jupiter Island. TMZ has obtained legal documents filed in Martin County on August 27 — four days after Tiger finalized his divorce from Elin Nordegren — in which he lists himself as a “single man” … possibly for the first time since his marriage ended. Tiger also agrees to pay back the gargantuan loan by January 15, 2016. So, it seems there’s one group of people counting on Tiger to make a comeback — his lenders. Tiger’s property spans across three parcels of land … and as we’ve previously reported, the estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center.
I’m sure Elin is a nice lady with many admirable qualities, but Tiger Woods is one of the most famous athletes in the world. He shouldn’t be changing diapers, he should be waking up on top of twin 18-year old’s with nosebleeds and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen.
Note: The banner pic is Lucy Pinder. Tiger should try to hit that.
