Paris Pulled A Lindsay

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Jealous of all of Lindsay’s media attention, Paris Hilton went and got herself arrested for cocaine possession last night (Friday) in Vegas. According to TMZ:

According to police, Paris was the passenger in a vehicle that was pulled over outside the Wynn Hotel. The driver was arrested for DUI (drug-related, not alcohol) and when cops searched Hilton, they found her in possession of a controlled substance. 

Police say tests revealed the substance to be cocaine. 

She was arrested and released on her own recognizance.

Knowing Paris, she’ll take full responsibility for herself and accept whatever consequences may come her way. Oh wait…

Sources who have spoken with Paris since her arrest on the Vegas strip late last night tell TMZ … she insists the purse — with what we’re told contained a small amount of cocaine — was not hers.

This is the third time this summer Paris Hilton has been stopped for drug possession, and the third time she’s played the “it’s not mine” card. TMZ is also reporting that Cy Waits, Vegas nightclub mogul (whatever the hell that means) and Hilton’s latest boytoy, was the driver busted for DUI and that there were no other women or purses in the car. Then how exactly wasn’t it hers? Man it must be nice to be Paris, traveling around with a sense of entitlement as big as her feet while using the world as her own private drug den. Can somebody please remind my why this bitch is famous again? Even her arrests are boring.

UPDATE: If you care, her newest mug shot is available here. That left eye sure has a mind of its own.

I realize this isn’t Paris Hilton, but I’d rather be tied down and forced to watch a Hills marathon than look at her ugly mug anymore. Meet Matt Bomer: