Jessica Simpson Is Full

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Jessica Simpson was photographed leaving a restaurant in Hollywood yesterday in a dress that was apparently made for 2001 Jessica Simpson that got sent to her 2010 closet through a vortex of unknown origin. I don’t know what restaurant she was at, but her personal chef might be a little upset. It’s hard to imagine him upset, because Mr. Boyardee is always smiling on his cans.

NOTE: Yes, it’s Jessica Simpson. Thanks for playing.