Screw You, Pete

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Sam Jones III, who played Pete Ross in Smallville (I still need to get Kristin Kreuk pregnant, btw), is dating/banging Karissa Shannon. The chick in the sex tape with Heidi Montag. Other than being knuckle deep in a Playboy Playmate and Clark Kent’s best former best friend, Sam Jones III was arrested in 2009 due to his involvement in a plot to illegally purchase and distribute over 10,000 oxycodone pills. He faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted. Which begs the question, why hasn’t Kim Kardashian dated him yet? Somebody should tell her to Google him so she can start picking out wedding invitations.