Lindsay Will Be Out This Week

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As you might have heard, doctors at UCLA Medical Center say that Lindsay Lohan does not have a dependence on prescription medication and was misdiagnosed with ADHD. Now that it’s officially everybody else’s fault, the order to release Lindsay may be signed as early as tomorrow.TMZ reports:

Judge Elden Fox will issue an order tomorrow in Lindsay’s case … somewhere between 1:30 and 3:30 PM PT. This follows a surprise appearance today in court by Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley … but no one is talking about specifically what went down in the judge’s chambers. As TMZ first reported, the doctors at UCLA have recommended that Lindsay get out long before the 90 days imposed by the prior judge — Marsha Revel. Sources have told us they expect Lindsay’s release will probably come this week, to be followed by outpatient care. All signs point to Judge Fox executing this plan.

Lindsay has been without cock or blow for almost a month, so I really don’t need to tell you how loud I just squealed in delight just now. I did a post about Vivien Leigh this week, you can see how Lindsay being let loose on the street is a good thing for me. Drunk whores who refuse to accept responsibility are easy to write about. And Lindsay is the Mufasa of drunk whores. If Lindsay had to serve her entire sentence, there’s a good chance I’d be posting recipes or pictures of dinosaurs by next month.