Bill O’Reilly Hates Kardashian And Bieber

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A couple weeks after castigating Jennifer Aniston for using her “progressive” ideals on single-motherhood as camouflage for her obvious desperation and inability to keep a man, Bill O’Reilly has set his sights on a new target and responded to the Elle magazine photoshoot with Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber. According to

Joking that Kardashian is “42,” (she’s 29) and that Bieber, 16, “looks like Ringo Starr,” the O’Reilly Factor host wondered if the The Graduate/”Mrs. Robinson” themed pics were appropriate. “I think it’s gross,” Republican strategist Margaret Hoover said during the chat. “It’s a 16 year-old having an affair with a celebutante!”… O’Reilly, 60, claimed that he wasn’t interested in sexy older women when he was Bieber’s age. “I wanted to be a baseball player [when I was 16],” he said. “I didn’t want to hang around with Kim Kardashian… I had a baseball bat and a bat and [a pair of] ice skates! That’s what I was doing.” Suggesting a double standard at work, O’Reilly finally noted, “I will tell you this: If a 16-year-old girl was pictured with a 29-year-old man in any of that, he’d be in big trouble.”

I don’t think these pictures are anything to get up in arms about. Kim Kardashian has had more black dudes in her than a Tyler Perry movie and Justin Bieber may or may not be a prepubescent girl, so there’s not much chance of them actually hooking up. These pictures are so the opposite of sexy they make my vagina narcoleptic. When she wakes up she’s gonna be angry, and you won’t like her when she’s angry.

Here’s Miss Kardashian hocking her new perfume in Camarillo, California on Friday. I hear it smells like watermelon with grape drank undertones.