Kim Kardashian Has A Calendar Or Something

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Since she’s an attention whore with a Nair fetish and no other marketable skills except a surgically implanted ass and tits, Kim Kardashian announced last night that she is releasing a calendar to show off those surgically implanted ass and tits through the magic of Photoshop and filtered lighting. The banner pics are supposedly a sneak peek of that calendar. Awesome. Hopefully it will do well with the settlers of Jamestown or with Goldie Wilson who can use it to circle the date of his primary or in any other place people still hang calendars on walls.