I Deserve To Be Blown First

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There’s a story out today where Kim Kardashian overshares and says she’s completely hairless, but her sister Kourtney is in a bikini. So Kourtney wins. As you look at these, please remember that she just had a baby. She is and will always be the hot one. Especially now since Kim’s face looks like nonstick cookware. Can she even move her face? You could drop hot coals down her shirt and her facial expression would look like she rusted after she got caught in the rain chopping down a tree.