Paris Hilton Thinks She’s A Singer, Again

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Paris Hilton is in Ibiza on the set of her new music video. Which means she has new music. Oh dear lord, save us all! Are my ears bleeding yet? Also, can I have her life? You know, minus her looks and personality. Even when she’s “working”, it’s one big island party. She looks so carefree for someone with herpes!