Hitler Would Be Pleased

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According to the comments on the Tom Hardy post yesterday, I’m a hateful homophobic who is living a lie as a secret homosexual because I don’t fantasize about other guy’s dongs in my mouth. So while you try to figure out that logic and while I try to avoid looking directly into the projection of the commenters, here is somebody I would actually like to fuck in the ass. Specifically, Jessica Biel at The A-Team premiere in Berlin. I know she doesn’t have a prostate, but I think I’m secure enough in my masculinity to be okay with that.