St. Tropez Is Under Quarantine

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Paris Hilton was in St. Tropez this weekend adding her signature touch of class to the VIP Room by crop dusting the place with her herpes infected vag. Awesome. Please note that I didn’t pixelate the guy’s face in the banner picture. He was at ground zero, so there’s no way to be sure if this was actual computer wizardry or if this is the result of exposure. Other acceptable answers include tentacles coming out of his head or the rage virus.