Let’s Hope Somebody Will Buy It

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While Angelina Jolie walks the red carpet to promote yet another big-budget movie, Jennifer Aniston and her zombie Civil War soldier hands were in London yesterday unveiling her new perfume called Lolavie. Not sure if a perfume that sounds like a home perm you can buy at Walgreen’s is sure to fly off the shelves, so it might not be the best idea to tell people it was created by Jennifer Aniston. She can’t even attract bees much less a man, so what is her perfume gonna do? At best, the police can use it when they run of out of pepper spray.