Jennifer Aniston Has A Stalker

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Jennifer Aniston has finally found someone who loves her. His name is Jason Peyton. His hobbies include being insane, sharp objects, and duct tape. TMZ reports:

According to the docs, Jason Peyton was found on July 15, “laying-in-wait in a location he believes she frequents with a ‘sharp object, a bag, a roll of duct tape and written messages about [Aniston].” Aniston’s lawyer says in the docs … Peyton spent 8 days trying to find her and when he was taken into custody cops found carved messages in the paint of his car saying, “I LOVE YOU JENNIFER ANISTON.” According to the documents, obtained by TMZ, “Peyton is an obsessed, mentally ill and delusional stalker — with a history of violence and criminal stalking — who drove cross-country in his delusional ‘mission’ to locate and marry [Aniston], with whom he believes he is in a relationship.” After being arrested, the 24-year-old Peyton was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold. He is still being held. According to the restraining order, Peyton must stay 100 yards away from her home, places of work and vehicles. Peyton must also stay clear of her employees, agents, managers and other reps.

I didn’t cover this yesterday because of all the Lindsay crap and because well, it’s Jennifer Aniston, but a restraining order seems a bit harsh. Instead of that, maybe she should find a way to clone him a million times so a million people would actually pay to go see her movies. I bet you didn’t think of that did you, Jennifer?! I’m so smart!