Ashley Greene Went To The ESPYS

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Ashley Greene attended the most redundant awards show ever last night, and as you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that Kristen Stewart is the star of the Twilight Saga. I really hate to bring my penis this up again, but comparing Kristen Stewart to Ashley Greene is like comparing Carrot Top to DaVinci. I mean, we’ve all compared those two, right?

Note: btw, speaking of hot chicks, Erin was declared the winner of The Superficial’s Banner Girl Contest. In related news, I will be posting the finalists of our contest this weekend. Our contest of girl’s boobs. Suck on that Erin! No, in all seriousness Erin, I mean that literally. Suck on them.