Leighton Meester Might Be Cold

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I honestly have no idea what’s taking so long for Leighton Meester to get back to me on my venture proposition. All she has to do is read my detailed business plan and take a look at my proposed company logo (HERE), and she’ll realize we’re sitting on top of a goldmine. A goldmine, I tell you! Anyway, she was on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday and her nipples were hard. Which in turn makes me hard. Also hard? If x*x + 2x – 35 = 0, then x = ?