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Megan Fox was at Whole Foods with her…h…h….hus…husb….fuck it I can’t say it. She was at Whole Foods with Brian Green yesterday and she had the nerve to wear a shirt that said, “Trust Me.” Trust Me? How dare you….trust you?! You look like a fucking bitch on heat. And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it’ll be your fault, all right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time! *inhaler break* With your fake boobs you feel you have to show off, in tight outfits and tight pants so you can see your pussy from behind! And that green thing today was enough. That’s provocative, okay? I’m telling you, I’m just telling you the truth. I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. *inhaler break* I don’t want you. I don’t believe you anymore. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you. I don’t want you. Okay? Stay in the fucking house. I’m not giving it to but I’ll let you stay there, okay? And I will take care of my child. But I don’t want you anymore!!
UPDATE: For those sending me emails asking how I can use the dreaded “N-word”, it was taken verbatim from Mel Gibson. I’m not trying to raise the Amistad. Hello, and welcome to last week.